Do most men have naturally hairy cracks?

I was always embarrassed of my furry crack. Now that the popularity of butt-waxing has waned, I'm seeing like 90% of guys in amateur pron with hairy cracks.

Am I normal?

I don’t, but then again I am widely regarded as a paragon of manly handsomeness.

On young guys it's hot, but on old guys, like everything else, it's gross.

yes the lord god made ass cracks hairy so we do not squeak when we walk

Some of us find hairy asses quite attractive.

When a guy’s crack is completely shaved, I presume he’s a whore who gets his man cunt blown out on the regular.

I need my ears done like that

If you rim a hairy crack, make sure you floss afterwards...

Even Madonna has a hairy crack.

Waxing is for pussies. Real men use flame!

I love fucking a hairy butt!

^^Watch out for dingleberries, R10.

As a gay men who's attracted to masculine gay men, hooray for hairiness.

I can't wait for untamed bush to come back, too.

There's always a stench with a hairy crack....without fail.

Body hair grows in places where it serves a purpose, to prevent chafing and abrasion. So we have body hair in the armpits, the crotch, the nutsac, the ass crack and on the legs. Ear hair serves a separate purpose, to help in hearing.

Love hairy EVERYTHING! R13 your lad doesn't wash himself properly! Why don't you get romantic and take him in the shower and offer him a hand.

Get a bidet if you're so concerned with "derringers" or "odor".

One major purpose of body hair is scent retention, left over from our ancestors (homo erectus and so on). Like dogs, they recognized each other more easily by smell than by your facial features. We had a much better sense of smell and much worse vision back then, it is theorized. So, yeah, hairy cracks are there for that reason - and also when I have shaved my hole - it was disgusting. It was like sweaty and swampy and a nightmare.

Multitask by flossing with the crack hairs as you rim, R7.

I could eat [20] & [21] all day and night!

As opposed to a fake hairy crack, OP? I can't say I've seen one of those.

my roommate specializes in ass crack/hole hair removal.

with his surgically altered dentures which do the job like nobodys business honey.

What R22 said. Nom nom 🤤

And R5, lol!

Personally, I know of (slept with) only one guy whose ass is completely smooth. I think it's a rare trait.

You're normal sweet checks!

Love men with hairy ass cracks and, especially, hairy holes.

I love fury butts and taints!

Nice on moderation, like with everything in life.

[quote]Do most men have naturally hairy cracks?

Most men have some hair near their holes, but in their butts? no, not all men have hair in their butts. I have never been with a man with hairy butt.

I wonder how that feels.

Sorry but I prefer things smooth. Hair breeds odor.

Wax it, shave it, whatever, just get rid of it.

No fuckin' person discusses this. If you are embarrassed by it, you are too hairy or a fuckin' weirdo with a shit fetish.

Mmmmmm, yes! I love to press my face down into a hot man's hairy ass crack.

Good for you, OP. Bravo. Don't ever groom back there. It's dee-lish!

I wear a butt merkin to hide my asshole from prying eyes in the gym locker room.

I so love eating a hairy ass

I love fucking a furry butt

I love to kiss, eat and fuck a hairy ass.

hairy tracks, hairy sacks

r21, that should be a painting hanging in the Louvre. I would get right up to the canvas and study every single brush stroke and wisp of hair.

don't wax. it loosens the skin over time. I once saw this woman, she had her cunt tightened due to all the waxing had loosened her skin. I was researching face tightening procedure, called thermage or however you spell it.

Make sure the area is thoroughly washed with Hibiclens first. It kills all bacteria in seconds.

Hair on a butt can be one of the sexiest things I know of...

That’s where the yummy musk comes in. 😋

My 1st husband was hairy all over,and it never once occurred to me to to ask him to shave or pluck anything. I loved getting all down on that hole,and if a few errant hairs came loose Id spit them out and keep right on munching. I would pluck his uni brow though,that I couldnt stand !

Hairy butted guys should go for a Technicolor dye job like some of the great apes have — good for attracting sex partners, I should imagine.

I love my silky haired lined crack and hole. So have others.

Like sandpaper when you fuck it and a mouthful of hair when you rim it, what to like ?

The hair smells when you sweat and shit, silky or not R53. The hairier the worse the smell.

My third husband (which was my first daddy/son relationship) refused to wax his crack and bleach his anus. He also refused to ‘meal-prep’ or visit the gym daily. It was impossible for me to get enough photos to update our Instagram. Obviously - I had to end it. He was just not concerned enough about being ‘liked.’

[quote]The hairier the worse the smell.

you just made that one up

The video where OP's pic came from:

I have the right combo. Smooth ass and slightly hairy hole.

Oh, please R55. If you want rimming to go smoothly, pick a hairy crack. If you want to feel like you're rimming a sanding block, pick some queen who shaved his ass hole two days ago. It's like pins and needles in there. Awful!

As you get older you tend to lose it on your head and grow it back on your ass.

I can't help but think of Freda from Peanuts based on this thread title.

R58 hairy men do have body odor especially when they sweat, same with hairy ass. And the shit sticks to the hair unless they wash properly. Wiping is not enuff

Just think of Jon Hamm and some other hairy idols &77 and how their holes smell

That’s why Arab men smell. Imagine rimming their hairy holes. Barf.

If you are hairy, you prefer smooth guys and vice versa

I do but I am very hairy. I guess most men do?

My husband shaved his crack last week for the first time in a long time.

He said his farts sure are loud without a muffler.

I used to change your diaper and you've always had a lovely crack, dear.

It’s the age of a hair ass err Aquarius

Start a "smooth crack" thread.

R80 I can’t, can u do one for me ?

I ate out the hottest hairiest crack last night.

I’m still high from the experience

R82 Don't bother to wrap it I'll eat it here.

When I was in college, I wrestled. I know, Mary! An opponent named Steve was tall like me but so fucking hot, hard, built and hairy. I had a boner every time I had to wrestle him. Once or twice I accidentally yanked his singlet so that could get a hand in that assholes. Fur city. I fantasized about Steve a lot. I got to feel him up though, and boy did I enjoy it.

Moderation is key: a fine, soft dusting of ass hair is so fuckin' hot.

That said, when a guy is confident about his body--and his ass--that pretty much does it for me, no matter what amount hair is there.

Mine has been rendered permanently hairless with lasers and it is breathtaking.

Have a seat..............

[quote]Am I normal?

No. You are very abnormal. No one has hair in their crack. Every else is perfectly smooth and normal. You must be some sort of mutant or something.

Every butthole is beautiful!

The shape of the butt is more important than having a girly butt. A round, perfectly formed butt is hard not to love.

Who wants a mouthful of butt hair?

If it bothers you OP watch Asian porn

My ass is furry but I shave my hole - which is a commitment because once you shave that thing---god help you if the lil hairs start to grow back. Talk about itch. Now it is part of my shower routine - Wash it up real good, rinse soap, couple razer swipes and I got kissable lips! lol.

I would look into Lasering that but not sure I want a laser on my asshole....or an asshole with a laser.

Anuses should not look like lips.

No one outside of blow-out fisters wants to see anything like plurals or protrusions down there.

I lost my ass hair after radiation treatment.

I don't even like a shaved vagina. Yuck.

checking, just to make sure

Most men have a smooth crack and some hair around the hole.

How bad would it suck to be R105,hot guy,great body and a miniscule cocklet!

Blacks tend to have less butt crack hair.

Very true R111 ! BUT,one of the hottest things to me is a hairy black guy. I dated one once who I swore had middle eastern blood,he was a fur ball. It totally made the sex amazing to me!

I dated one too, super sexy

"Who wants a mouthful of butt hair?"

Crack should be whacked.

If I wanted to fuck something that looked like a vagina I would do a women. Hairy cracks are manly. Im gay so pardon men for liking manly men.

you are pardoned. NOW get on your hands and knees so I can RIM you

Asians and blacks don't have hairy cracks. That's a few billion right there.

Don't shave your hole, guys. Don't! Please!!!

You can never keep it freshly shaved and even one day's growth is miserable. It's like fucking or rimming a pin cushion. It hurts!

You may think you're doing something to make your hole hotter and more desirable, but you're just making a horrible fucking mess back there.

I love fingering hot hairy holes

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